Fine Finish
Where can I find hilarious/funny (contract) fine prints?
Running joke with a friend, and I need some kind of joke fine print to finish my "round", so to speak. Don't want to give too many details, just in case he or somebody he knows reads these. Just need something funny to go on the back of a "form" in the making.
Thanks for any help.
How about ....
The purchaser shall agree not to purchase a purchase without the purchase first being agreed prior to purchase and then shall only be purchased according to the express terms of the purchase detailed on the purchase conditions.....(!)
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